Forget Me Not

Please go away. You are the only reason I am up at this ungodly hour. You are so annoying, and you have totally outstayed your welcome. I do not like how you look on my toes...or hands, legs, and armpits for the matter. Do you know that I have restrained from shaving for almost a week and a half because of you? You're an ass-hole for that. I do not like the feeling of uber thick hair rubbing up against my pants. Nor do I like the fact that I have to wear jeans in this hot weather because I look fairly similar to a big foot while walking around Oakland. You're not very nice. Because of all these things, it has made it very hard for me to feel sexy and fuck/get fucked by my husband into oblivion. That is really shitty. Find someplace else to go. I wish I could evict you, but that might require me cutting off limbs at this point and time. You've left me in a very uncomfortable position because of this. Eat shit and die. For real. Go out and meet some new friends. There are plenty of bars around here, and I am sure someone out there is willing to take you home. This relationship is beyond over. I'd like to move on, but you keep following me around. Seriously, I'm not that fun. So, I don't know why you have to continually wake me up in the middle of the night. What am I supposed to do at 4:58 in the A.M.? I know, I am a party pooper. I will admit it. This is why I am requesting that you find new friends. So, with all do respect, I am showing you the door. It's not you, it's me. Really. I'm just not ready for a commitment like this. Now, OUT! SCHNELL!

xXx
/transmission

Here is a picture of me picking my nose.

( Enjoy )

I found this on a message board I lurk on sometimes.

This guy sounds like suuuuch a catch. I wonder why she didn't call him back!?



http://view.break.com/527579 - Watch more free videos

that Christina Aguilara's "Dirrrty" (BECAUSE YOU MUST PUT IN THOSE EXTRA RS) came up on my Pandora radio while I am reading Manifesta:Young Women, Feminism, and the Future"?

So, I make frequent use of the site Pandora.com. Dave has me addicted to it. It basically tailors your radio station to your music tastes. I guess it is like last.fm, except I am not familiar with last.fm. Anyway, the bands and music varies on my station, which is pretty normal for me. My iTunes playlist is the same way.
However, how does one make the leap from Rammstein to Avril Lavigne!? There was no warning, just BAM, Avril Lavigne. I mean, I guess the song "Complicated" is a guilty pleasure, but they could have at least transitioned me a bit easier than that!

And now, Dave weighs in on the situation:

Me: How do I go from Rammstein to Avril Lavigne....
Dave: Castration?
Me: *sigh*
Dave: And removal of part of the brain?
Me: LOL!!!!!


xXx
/transmission

Feast your eyes on this bullshit. I don't care what religion you are, or what sect you are, this is not at all cool. I know, relationships need compromise and are challenging, but is abusing your partner seriously the only way people can cope with relationship issues? P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C

"One reason that men abuse their wives is because women rebel against their husband's God-given authority"


Thanks for posting this reanimated

I just had hot sex. Doggy style.


JEALOUZ?

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Now playing: Assemblage 23 - Document (laplegua mix by icon)
http://foxytunes.com/artist/assemblage+23/track/document+(laplegua+mix+by+icon)

Oh, bollywood...






....


....

.....


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

I grew up on this shit!



Thanks kibbles!!!!

Anyone familiar with this: BOTS, DAMNIT!


Because this is happening to me right now!

Seen this ad?:




Like that song?

Become obsessed with it?

Mmeee tooooo!

It's called "Get Innocuous" by LCD Soundsystem.

Here's the whole song with a psychedelic video!



The song and ad just compliment each other so well. I think that might be one of the reasons I love it so much. The flow is perfect. I might just shell out the .99 on iTunes for it.

I had intentions of doing some late night homework, but that went down the toilet.


I can't sleep, can't concentrate, and my toes are driving me crazy. I won't be able to get to the dermatologist until August, either. I pretty much have to suffer through this. I'll have to load up on Benedryl and Clairiton, I guess.

I started the last class of my undergraduate degree today. It runs from 2:00-5:15. It ended at 2:30. Granted, first days are usually light, but the teacher sent out an e-mail last week asking us to read some passages so we could jump right in, but apparently not everyone received the e-mail. Less then half the class did the reading. So that made class a bit short. That and the teacher had his laptop was stolen right out of his office. Most of what he needed was on that laptop, and he actually looked physically distressed over the theft. So he just let us out early, and we'll just continue with everything on Thursday. I can't blame him, though. If someone ganked my MACbook, I would rage. Some of you have seen me really mad before. So, imagine that x50, and that is what I would probably look like if someone stole it. *twitches*


Crackbook.

xXx
/transmission

I don't feel like typing it all up again, so I am just gonna link you to the message board! WOO HOO!

Follow the bread crumbs


However, I will post pictures I did not include on that post!

( These bread crumbs are stale damnit! )

My updates have been few and far in between. I know, lame. However, not much to report other than I am still having issues with my internship supervisor, and I will be officially starting my last class before graduation tomorrow. IT COULDN'T COME SOON ENOUGH! Um, the rats are well, and the fish are well. I still miss Roland like there is no tomorrow, but my friends Jess and Don just adopted an adorable yellow lab/German Shepherd mix. This will suffice as I will coddle the fuck out of that dog.

Oh, and those pesky ovarian cysts. Let me tell you interwebs, those thinks fucked me up real good this past weekend. I almost puked and passed out at the show. Thank Poseidon it didn't. Fuck you body. In the ass.

Wait...no...


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Now playing: Ministry - So What
http://foxytunes.com/artist/ministry/track/so+what

My phone is fixed. Not only did they fix the screen by replacing the cable, but they also fixed my caller ID screen for half price. Good thing, because that damn crack was getting bigger.

Commence text messaging!

xXx

/transmission

Hey guys-

The screen on my cell phone stopped working last night. I'm going to try and get it repaired rather than shell out another 300 for a phone that supports my blue tooth headset. That, and there are still a ton of pictures I need to download from my phone With that being said, please refrain from sending me text messages. Obviously, I can't check them. If you really really need to talk to me, leave me a message and make you sure you tell me what you need. Also, leave your phone number, because I don't have any of them memorized!

This sucks, because now I've also lost my time piece. :(

LOLOLOLOLOL!


I think almost everyone of us can identify with this. I especially lost it at the part about djs and cds, because everyone I know has massive cd collections. Didn't realize it was a goth thing. ;-P

I love you guys.

/transmission

I feel the need to make this again. I really should not have to sit here and explain myself when all of this should be self-evident, but I keep getting complaints. Also, I don't want others to think I've "abandoned" them.

I am not ignoring you people. Period. I don't have time to always answer calls; I don't have time to call everyone at once. People, let me explain a few things.

1) I'm BUSY. I have not, and do not get a chance to talk to all the people I would like too. This saddens me, as I am sure it saddens you as well. I am FINALLY getting the chance to talk to certain people since the beginning of last semester. Correct. These are people I have not talked to on the phone for MONTHS. There are also people I have not talked to at all since the wedding. If you have been able to talk to me at all over the last few semesters and after the wedding, you should feel lucky and not complain. That took a lot of will, time, and energy whether you guys want to believe it or not.

2) I have a slight phone anxiety. Why? I have no flippin' clue. It makes me hard for me to make any kind of phone call, even those to my friends. I'll sometimes stand there with phone in hand trying to force myself to dial a number. It sucks, and I am trying my best to get over it.

3) Dave and I just got married. As a default, many newly weds spend copious amounts of time together without the accompaniment of others. Yes, we have been together for 7 years, and we have spent thousands upon thousands of hours together. However, the wedding process is frustrating and annoying, and it's nice to spend time together without having to worry about all of that bullshit. Sometimes I will forsake answering the phone or calling someone back because I like to take those few minutes I could have spent on the phone and spend it with my husband. I'm sorry if you guys don't like that, but I can't help you there. We spend a good deal of the day away from each other, and we like to spend the evenings uninterrupted with each other.

4) Our house is is a MESS! We are in the process of getting our lives together and organizing it. This takes time and energy. When everything around us is a mess and unorganized, then we feel like our life is the same way. It needs immediate attention. Please, let us take care of our business at home without making us feel guilty.

5) As of late, I have been getting very depressed and sad very easily, which results in me being anti-social. Give me time, give me space, have patience. I'm working on it.

I'm not typing this up for pity, and I'm not trying to be bitch, but I feel like I have to be stern. Many of you have gone through, and are going through the same thing which is why I am confused. I don't need any of you feeling like special snowflakes and thinking that I am ignoring you on purpose and you are the only ones we that has not spoken to. I have not had contact with a lot of people, and am making the attempt to do so. My strategy is to take care of the people I have not seen or talked to the longest. Again, patience. I love you all, and will eventually see you or call you.

I am trying very hard to get back into the swing of things right now. You guys need to be patient and respect my space and time. I do the same for you all. Please do the same for me.

I hope all of my friends will understand.

xXx
/transmission

I want to go to this show. I know people who are going, but I have no one to go with, or sit with. Please, I don't want to go by myself! Someone go with me!

Here's the run down:

Where: Post Gazette Pavilion

When: Saturday, August 16

Price: Tickets range from $20 - $125. I am guessing $20 is lawn. Honestly, I am gonna shoot for pavilion, possibly $75 (I'll go for the cheaper seats as long as its in the pavilion). Most of the miscreants reside on the lawn, and I want nothing to do with them.

Transportation: Me


Please let me know ASAP. I really really really really wanna go, but it's not fun, and scary, without another person.

/transmission

Suggest them to me. I need things to read at work. And I want it all: everything from liberal feminist to radical feminist. I want to be well rounded! Suggest some sites, and even some magazines while we're at it! THANKS!

/transmission

So, I had my fucking internship extended for over the summer. The decided plan was to have it finished by the end of May, beginning of June so I can concentrate on my summer class. Yeah....No. I have been e-mailing my damn internship supervisor for the past 2 1/2 weeks to get things squared away and I have not heard a damn thing back from her. It doesn't help that she has ridiculous office hours and is usually NEVER in. I might take a chance at calling if I don't hear anything back by the end of the day.


Needless to say, I am a bit PEEVED about this. This isn't a new thing. She's been horrible with any kind of communication possible

When I had her for Women and Literacy, she only returned 1 out of our papers. She never e-mailed you back right away concerning assignments and other important questions, and you might get an answer if you accidentally came across her in her office. How efficient.


I am seriously having an anxiety attack. She's a nice lady and all, but I am so sick of this. My grade is at stake here.


AAARRGGGGGHHH!!!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!


When I get home, I am running like 9349823 miles. I am so pissed.

THIS IS AWESOME

I am so hungry right now...

Panera bread is rick-rolling me as we speak. I'm not gonna get any of this paper done.


I had the distinct urge to get up and dance wildly to this song. I don't think the patrons would enjoy this.

CAN'T


WAIT



FOR


WEEK



TO


BE

OVER














DAMNIT




I have three "drafts" due all in a row. Today, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Jesus Christ. I am so glad I was sick last week so I could do them all last fuckin' minute.


A-W-E-S-O-M-E



Shellllyyyy needs sleep. Yet here I am typing like a nit wit.


I just got done reading a really sad book. Why did my Queer Theory teacher have to make us read books about suicide and murder all semester!?!?!?


ONLY THREE MORE WEEKS.


SEMESTER OVER, THEN WEDDING.



OH MY GOD, I CAN'T WAIT FOR ALL THIS SHEISS TO BE OVER.



THERE ARE BIRDS OUTSIDE. I HAVE NOT SLEPT YET. THIS IS BAD.


I HAVE TO GET UP IN 4 HOURS TO START ANOTHER PAPER AND RUN TO THE POST OFFICE.


WHY AM I TYPING ON CAPS LOCK? I NEED SLEEP.


I can't wait for this week to be over. :(

This is a long one (ehehehehehee), but I LOLed nonetheless:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=550612&in_page_id=1811

Really? You can find out right now!

YOU BITCHES KNOW YOU WANNA CLICK ON THIS ( MOTHERFUCKING ) LINK!!!


YOU WANNA FUCK THAT SHIT!


FOR PATTY:

AND DAVE AND I ARE SITTING IN OUR PJS ON THE COUCH WATCHING TV. I HAVE A BLANKET ON MY LAP. JUST THOUGHT I WOULD LET YOU ALL KNOW.


MY TOES ITCH

DAVE IS PISSED AT THE ECONOMY

DAVE IS ALSO HORNY

BUT HE NEEDS TO SHAVE HIS BALLS

HE SAYS I HAVE TO SHOWER BECAUSE I SMELL BAD RIGHT NOW

I ATE PUDDING LAST NIGHT

WHAT SHOULD I HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?

IN SUPPORT OF THE CONTENT STRIKE TODAY, I WILL BE POSTING LOTS OF MACROS AND RANDOM CRAP NO ONE CARES ABOUT. AND I WILL BE DOING IT ALL IN CAPS!LOCK. LOOK OUT!

GO HERE FOR ( SEXY GOOD TIME )

RSVP, ASAP!

morgenstarren@verizon.net

You know you wanna come and watch me do a table dance while stripping!!!



R.S.V.P by Friday!

morgenstarren@verizon.net

Macbook Air, you're not a real laptop, and you're a horrible influence for others!

Clever, clever Brent! How I love thee!

From their myspace:



RANT RECORDS HAHAHA!!

Here’s the deal, because we have fooled so many of you (which was kind of the idea haha) I’m going to shed a bit of light on something that many of you are wondering, and it’s something we have done for you because you have waited years for our cd to be in your hands and the time to release it had come and we really wanted to get the ball rolling so we made a decision in order to make that happen..... ready?

There is no record label (OH.MY.GOD! WHAT?) there is no warehouse, no factory, no employees (with the exception of our manager, booking agent, etc.) working for this band. It’s fictional, make believe, DOES NOT EXIST but in order to get excepted for many things in the music business world like bar codes, soundscans and what not you need to have a label name (lame, i know) so Johnny pulled the name Dream Corpse out of his ass and we ran with it. One day I hope it does turn into something but right now it’s nothing more then a logo and a myspace page... there, the cat is OUT of the bag haha!! So when you bitch at our record label, your just complaining to me because I read it and kind of laugh when I see the same message sent to every contact listed then again I’m kind of a dick and get off on people’s suffering but that’s a topic for another day ANYWAYS yes we are an unsigned band and we are going back to the basics and cutting out the middle man (record label) and doing everything ourselves because what’s the point of having some goon tell you how to look, dress, act and then take 95 percent of your profit? FUCK THAT!

As for the cd mailings.... I know you REALLY want your copy of Etched In Blood the same day you buy it and you want a tracking number and you want to know when it gets shipped and the status of the shipping and what color the fucking envelope is and where I bought it and how much it costs and if we can sign it for you and why it’s been 3,6,12 or 20 days since you ordered it and you STILL DON’T HAVE IT AGH!!!! We are on tour which means we are packing cd’s on our driving days in our van and mailing them from little bullshit post offices all over the country and when we get there half the time they tell us the postage is wrong, so we stand in the post office applying more stamps while the locals come in wondering if there is a Marilyn Manson convention in town and trust me, it’s not a good time. Patience is something your going to have to learn and it’s something that I ask you have with us while we are on the road. Sometimes the orders get pushed back and before I know it a month has passed. Sometimes I flip our trailor in a blizzard or the transmission blows out on the highway and getting the van fixed so we can make every single show is a little more important or SOMETIMES I’m just to hungover and lazy to deal with packing cd’s hahaha!! I understand many of you are frustrated you can’t go buy our music in a store but that is all going to change very soon. If you don’t like the idea of waiting then just buy it at a show from us, get it on iTunes or wait until this summer when it’s in stores but please, for the love of god, STOP SENDING ME HATE MAIL!!! I KNOW YOU WANT YOUR CD, I WANT TO GET IT TO YOU!!!!

Okay, I’m done with my rant haha!! I’ll read the comments on this blog and try to respond to them if you DO have a question, but make it matter, don’t ask me something dumb like "Dudes! What store can I find your cd in, I’ve looked everywhere!".... serious?

<3 brent

Oh, I do hope you were the one to have fondled my cd, because I will be rubbing that shit all over my body at night.

Seriously, how fucking awesome of a band are they to mail all that out on their own? Dedicated motherfuckers. This just makes me appreciate them all the more...and want to have wild, insane sexing with Brent.

It was accompanied by this adorable picture of Brent:



*sigh* That man...

I love you, Davey!

I AM TRYING TO DO HOMEWORK!


I CANNOT STOP WATCHING THIS! I AM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I'M AFRAID I'LL WAKE DAVE!!!!

I LOVE YOU VICTORIA!!

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

Me: http://www.likecool.com/Beard_Cap--Hat--Style.html <----Doesn't that seem worth 135 dollars?
Victoria: THAT IS WORTH EVERY PENNY THEY COULD EVER DEMAND.
Victoria: IT'S A FUCKING
BEARD HAT
Victoria: OH MY GOD IT'S A VIKING HAT
Me: LMFAO!
12:41 AM
Me: We should all buy them and wear them.
Me: And then stage viking fights in the middle of the street.
Me: Epic.
Victoria: FDIHOFDIHFDGJ
Victoria: YOUR BRAIN
Me: Hahahahaha
Victoria: IT NEEDS A SHRINE
Victoria: NOW
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

We'll be doing this in big wheels by the way. Look out!

Happy birthday, Patty!!! I hope you're ready for your spanking!!!

It happens every so often. I never know what brings it on, but it happens...and I want it to stop!

My nipples will get hard. No big deal. I don't mind that! What I do mind is that they get all kinds of sore! I can't even touch them! I actually have to stop what I am doing because they get so irritated and painful. The future husband offered to "help," but I'm not sure what he could have possibly done.

Damnit all to hell. They've been bothering me all day. It really made it a bit hard (no pun intended) to pack and clean. 'Eff you boobs, 'eff you!

How is everyone else's nipples?

/transmission

*~ wedding stuff~*


So of course Combichrist would be coming to Pittsburgh WITH MSI and the Birthday Massacre on April 30th. Yeah, we'll be on our honeymoon. HOWEVER, they will be playing Baltimore on May 1st. That's about two hours from where we'll be honeymooning. I also have family in Baltimore, and Poe's grave resides there. I mean, we can make a day out of this! I sort of convinced Dave to do it. I mean, Combichrist, on our honeymoon! How hot is that!?


REMEMBER, DAVE!!! COMBICHRIST GETS ME ALL HOT AND BOTHERED IN THE MOST VIOLENT WAY POSSIBLE. YOU KNOW YOU WANT THAT!!


You all think about that.


Damn, I'm dumb. Combicrhist won't be joining them until after May 6th, so they won't even be in Pittsburgh or Baltimore. That's ok. Oh well. Sorry Dave. I guess you'll just have to find something else to make me violently horny.

Dave bought our wedding rings and gave them to me for our birthday. Talk about fucking romantic. I had no idea he was gonna do it. You see, we're dorks. We had discussed months ago that we wanted to get rings similar to those in the Lord of the Rings movie for our wedding bands. I would have Galadriel's, and he would have Aragorn's. However, he was worried about his ring looking unprofessional at his job. I was disappointed, but I understood. Yeah, well, SURPRISE! Totally threw me for a loop because I had asked for Chris Hall's photography book, and I thought that's what he was going to get. BUT THAT'S TOTALLY OK, BECAUSE IT'S OUR WEDDING BANDS!!

Of course I bought Chris Hall's book as a birthday present for myself...along with the rare Hanzel und Gretyl poster...and the Chi flat iron...

Yeah, anyone know where I can get that limited and rare AFI vinyl box set that Nitro re-released a few years ago? Preferably for under $100.00? I already looked on ebay. KTHNX.

/transmission

P.S. I hate ovarian cysts.

P.S.S. I just got hit in the face by a random toe nail clipping from Dave's toe. Anybody want a fiance?

My mom's been sending me birthday cards throughout the day. The first card she sent me consisted of a cartoon lion singing happy birthday. She sent it to me because the lion reminded her of the singer of Rammstein. I LOLed. She just sent me another that said, "No, you can't be 24. I won't allow it. You have to start counting backwards. Sorry, they didn't have Goth music to chose from."


*sigh* LOL!

In honor of mine (yesterday, March 10) and Patty's (March 17) birthdays, we are having a party later this month to celebrate our uber coolness. Please attend!




morgenstarren@verizon.net to also RSVP!


/transmission

And my present to you is an uber picture post! :-D

First, my prized pictures. Dave and I saw The Dreaming (Chris Hall's new band) this past Saturday. They are all very hot. Happy fucking birthday to me!

First, us! Because we're vain!


'Sup


Get over here!




I'm ready to rock, motherfukkers!

And now, ( hotties )

I should mention that I was VERY bad feminist at this show. You know that waist cincher I had on? Dave kept commenting about how it made my boobs like big. And I was all like, "STFU!" Well, while our dear Mr. Hall is setting up the stage (I should note that they arrived 5 minutes after they were supposed to play because their van and trailer went into a ditch in Rochestor, NY and the trailer flipped over....fucking troopers) and he looks down at me and says, "That's a nice corset you have on!" I say, "thanks!" He then proceeds to say, "It makes you boobs look big!" So, the feminist in me is shouting, "NO BAD! UNACCEPTABLE" yet the fangirl in me is saying, "OMG, THANKS!" And folks, that's what came out. "Oh, thank you!" WUT!? Damn you, Shelly!!! *sigh* If it was anyone else, I probably would have knocked their teeth out.

They are fucking awesome live, though. Amazing. I'm soooo glad they made it to Pittsburgh. I hope it was worth it for them. When we met Brent afterwards we handed him the cd cover for him to sign. He looked at it and said, "What the fuck happened to this thing? It looks like shit!" Dave just stammered, because he actually thought Brent was pissed off. He was all like, "Well, it was in my coat pocket all night!" Brent then asked, "Well, do you want a new one? We just have one laying around!" and proceeded to pull out another one for everyone to sign. I can't believe he disapproved of our crappy cd cover. Now we have the "shitty" one hanging in the bedroom with all the signatures. I <3 Brent.

Next, my cousin being a ( moron )

We all love pics of Shelly looking ( cute )

And our ( rats )

And just because it cracks me the fuck up:

WARNING


~-wedding stuff-~ !!!


I was talking to my mom today, and we were discussing the bridal shower. Apparently this weekend is the cut off point for RSVPs, and only 8 people RSVPed. Ouch. I don't know if it's even worth them throwing this for me if only 8 people RSVPed. I feel really awful because they're ordering a cake, they're cooking a ton of food, and they've rented a hall out for this. I don't want them to spend all this money and not feel like it was worth it. I was thinking about e-mailing people to tell them not to forget to RSVP, but I don't want to have to chase people down for my bridal shower, especially close friends and those in the wedding party. I don't know what to think. I'm starting to get apathetic and not care. If people don't care enough, then what am I gonna do about it? I just feel horrible because my mom, my aunt, and my cousin are all putting in a lot of time for this. My mom just ordered favors too. I'm hoping that a bunch of people RSVP last minute or something. I want this to be worth it to them. Jamie said not to worry about it and that they enjoy doing this for me no matter....but still :( Maybe we can randomly give the favors to people at the wedding or something. I don't know. I don't want my family to feel unappreciated. That's all. All the shit they're doing for me means a lot to me. It means everything. But I want it to be worth it. I want other people to appreciate it, and show up and compliment on the food, and all that good stuff.

My mom says that she knows my friends. She says they'll all probably RSVP the day before. I hope she's right.

I'll be dog sitting for a while. I know Dave is beyond being not thrilled, but I can't in good conscious (or however the fuck it's supposed to be spelled) not help this little dog and her owner out. Good Lord, I hope everything gets better for her....

Yeah....this about sums it up. Thanks Hanzel und Gretyl. Kinda makes me wish I would have written something like this....

Creature, beastial scum
Bastard, the devil has come
Maggot, despicable swine
My kingdom come, your death all mine!

Toxic venomous slime
Your torture is all mine
Bloodless spineless beast
Your guts run cold onto my feet

Twisted, demonic beast
The blitzkrieg has come to this
The planets are all aligned
No mercy left for the divine

Deathschläger

Venom of Saturn
The blood in the sky

Deathschläger

Uranus is burning
Your death all mine

Deathschläger

Poison the galaxies
Destruction is mine to see
This endless misery
I slice your fukken trinity!

Deathschläger

Yes, people really are this dumb...


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/05/wcroc105.xml

I can't believe I just read the words, "I didn't realise that crocs were so aggressive."


WUT? SRSYL?! THEY BYTE!?!?!?!

This is why I will not be able to return calls, etc:


I have a mid-term Tuesday I have not studied for yet, which I know I will fail. I have hundreds of pages to study as he did not specify which passages from the books would be on the test. Dates and introductions about authors are fair game. We must also write a ten minute explanation on certain passages. At least this is graded on a curve...

I have 3, count 'em, three presentations this week. One on Wednesday, two on Thursday. One requires a 2 page paper. I believe I am doing more work than some of the people in my group, but we don't go there.

Wedding planning. I will more than likely get back to you over the weekend or sometime after that...if I have not died. Thanks for your patience.

/transmission

So when I typed up that post about Roland I didn't bother to go through and proofread. I know you guys understand. I was a little distraught and just couldn't bring myself to read it all again. Well, every time someone sends me a comment on myspace or LJ I skim through the post really quick. Its just a "natural" reaction for me. So of course I've been doing this with the comments I've received for this specific post. I just realized how horrific the spelling and grammar is in the damn thing! I'm so ashamed, especially when I spotted "Roland is not in doggy heaven." OMG! It's supposed to be "Roland is now in doggy heaven." That made me feel so horrible!!! :( I hope you guys understood what I meant. I'm tempted to go back and revise it, but I'm afraid it might make me cry...

Anyway, to cheer myself up I bought my ratties a nice big cage last night. THEY LOVE IT. They're going all sorts of crazy in it. I bought them a little igloo to crawl around in and they've been sleeping in it at night. :-) I've been taking them out and letting them crawl all over my shoulders at night. I think they've finally gotten to used to me! They like to stick their noses in my ear....

I also bought three little fish. I was passing through the fish section (ok, I purposely walked into it because the fishes are pretty) and saw some neon tetras. I have no will power. I bought three.

Speaking of will, I should will myself to do homework now. I'm at least two weeks behind on some projects. Bad Shelly, bad.

Oh, that reminds me! I stopped at my advisor's office this week and found out that I only have one more class to go before finishing my major. My women's studies adviser is pretty sure I am done with my certificate, too but she wants to take a look at my transcripts to be sure. *SQUEE* I didn't think I was so close to finishing! I can graduate as early as August! So, I'm gonna take a summer class and try and get my work study over the summer. But, I might also wait a semester and take an off campus internship. I can't believe how close I am!

Oh, we're moving back into Dave's dad's house right before the wedding. They want us to renew this place for another year. We're not willing to do that because they've got a few strikes against them including not telling us about the leaks in the kitchen and just painting over the water damage. Nice. Dave's dad is pretty much moved into his girlfriend's, and his brother is barely home anymore. All we have to do is help out with the utilities. I'm sure it will be far cheaper than what we're paying for this place.

Ok, seriously. I'm going now.


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